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The Ivory Afro Foundation
The Ivory Afro foundation was
founded in 2001 in The Body Shop, and now has almost 24461 members
worldwide. Its main aim is to cure people from the deadly disease
known as nativity play syndrome. This afflicts thousands of
people worldwide, and the main symptoms include- people going to
quite practice dressed in liqourice allsorts, and sometimes can
even mistake bowls of curry for Barry White. The disease is only
curable by rubbing a handful of sliced boxer shorts on the
affected area.
Hello again. If you have read the gospel, you would notice that
there is no mention of Ivory Afro withing the sacred texts. We
are currently campaigning to get this obvious mistake amended.
With your help this will be acheived. Click here to sign the
petition. Cick here to monitor its
progress.
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Simply fill out a form and all your issues will be dealt
with by the corrugated duck.
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